|Ability||-1 opp attack per pillz left, min 2|
|Released||January 4, 2017|
|Stats lv 1||3/1|
|Stats lv 2||6/3 (ability activated)|
What? Are you calling me fat? Dayum, I'm gonna smash your face in!
Advantages & Disadvantages
- He first appeared in the versus event called, Junkz vs Bangers, wher both clans were in a battle to see who got to use Kyrian Square. (Either for the "Rave of the Year" or the "Rap Battle of the Year".)
- Since the Bangers won, Skinny Bob became an Ld card while Fast Johnny became an uncommon. If Junkz has won, it would've been switched.
- He is based off the cartoon character, Fat Albert.
- He could also be based off of Big Smoke from the game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
- He and Nami Ld are the only 2nd wave Ld's to not hail from Virtual Clint City.